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Comments: 27

Barbarossa (10 Points) (+15, -5) 4 years ago

And you caring, THIS is why you're a cunt.

77 (8 Points) (+9, -1) 4 years ago

I agree! My husband has red hair and I'm HOPING our baby does too!

VMtMRGOQaCTftEi (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

Dancing Creek Farm is a wonderful place to board a dog when you have to be away. Tamara tearts our English Setter, Sadie, the same way she tearts her own dogs, and we can go out of town with full confidence that Sadie is being cared for the same way we care for her.Until we found Tamara we boarded Sadie at the vet’s. After the first time boarding her with the vet, not only did she not want to go back when we left town, she still has trouble getting herself out of the car when we have to go to get check-ups and shots. The people at the vet are excellent and the boarding is acceptable, but with the choice of leaving her there, where she stays most of the time in a crate or leaving her with Tamara where she can run with other dogs and enjoy the air-conditioned dog house (with TV and futon), there is no question which we choose.We call the kennel “doggie camp,” and Sadie gets all excited when we head up the road to Tamara’s house. And when she sees Tamara, it is all we can do to hold her on the leash. This is truly a wonderful place to board dogs at the same rate our vet charges. Tamara’s love for animals and her concern for the welfare of her boarders is wonderful. It’s a great facility run by a great animal lover. We greatly appreciate the services she offers.

kilUXlhkgSRgnnDYU (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

Slam dunkin like Shaqulile O'Neal, if he wrote informative articles.

knzr (8 Points) (+9, -1) 4 years ago

fuck you! thats all ima say. FUCK YOU

lovelylady (14 Points) (+14, -0) 4 years ago

So, the thing is that red hair is the most recessive gene... and in order for a child to have red hair BOTH PARENTS have to "offer up" the red haired gene... so whatever! Ignorant!

uhm (2 Points) (+3, -1) 4 years ago

well if you don't love your child enough to not care about his red hair.... i get it LOL I CAN RELATE TO THE INTERNETZ BECAUSE I HAZ GINGER KID AND MEMES LAWLAWLAWL but really? grow up

SB (10 Points) (+10, -0) 4 years ago

Shoot, I was excited to find out that my husband had red hair on his side of the family, because I wanted a red-head! Took three tries, and we ended up with two blondes (funny since both my husband and I have dark hair!) but we finally got a precious red-haired little girl! Creamy fair-skin and all! :) The boys aren't bad looking, either. ;)

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lol (11 Points) (+12, -1) 4 years ago

Clearly you shouldn't have cheated. Plus, redheads are pretty cute

Ginge (9 Points) (+9, -0) 4 years ago

You don't deserve a child if that's how you talk about it. I call troll!

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Ali Kat (10 Points) (+10, -0) 4 years ago

Everyone secretly loves a ginger, and the only reason girls hate ginger girls is because every guy secretly wishes he was with a ginger. Whatever, hair is just hair, but you obviously have more issues if you care about it. Maybe your husband should have looked at your family tree for stupidity. Wouldn't have had to look far...

162 (8 Points) (+8, -0) 4 years ago

Ya seriously ginger girls are pretty damn sexy. Fair skin, Usually very nice eyes. And as guy up there was saying if your kid does have red hair then someone in both of your families did. So its your fault to. P.S. You are a bitch and if you care about that you should give the poor kid up for adoption.

Rocketman (4 Points) (+4, -0) 4 years ago

It is pretty obvious that the lady cheated with a redheaded male, not her husband...but then as long as she had a 'ginger' girl, 'cause yea, redheads are HOTT...

Mhm (4 Points) (+5, -1) 4 years ago

You're a bitch for not liking red heads. I think they're pretty amazing. Go burn in hell.

hey man. (2 Points) (+2, -0) 4 years ago

ginger girls are hot, regardless of whether they have souls or not. if it's a boy, your frustration is understood.

... (4 Points) (+4, -0) 4 years ago

i wonder if anyone is even ABLE to consider that OP was making a funny, and does not actually have enmity over her child, or any gingers in general. cause... you know... which of these posts on this website were serious? i'd like to see them. and then ask you why you're not bitching about the ones because the person is being lazy.

:) (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

i agree with the comment above mine!!! this probably is not serious. its a joke. it doesn't mean she doesn't love her kid. her kid might not even be a ginger. who knows?? just leave it alone. this website is supposed to be funny

bob (-1 Points) (+1, -2) 4 years ago

redheaded women=sexy, redheaded guys=fucking stupid gf stealing hunks of shit. ok so i am a little biased but wtf red hair sucks.

boob (1 Points) (+1, -0) 4 years ago

if red hair sucked so much, girls out there wouldnt be dyeing it red.

boob (1 Points) (+1, -0) 4 years ago

and you just contradicted yourself

redhead (2 Points) (+2, -0) 4 years ago

um? i have red hair. and i get a damn lot of attention. men love redheads. we are the best :)

iHaveNoSoul (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

We're not bitching about the people posting about how lazy they are to be funny because it's not discriminatory. Lazy people are funny. Mothers saying they're disappointed in their children for being redheaded makes me (as a redheaded child) feel unloved. If this was about any other race, religion, or lifestyle, it would be horribly racist.

Annie (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

This was most likely a joke. No need to get all offended, guys. There are so many blonde jokes circulating around, and hardly anyone gets offended by those. Myself included. Heck, I'm a blonde and I *tell* blonde jokes.

Elizabeth (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

I have red hair.

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